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A Large Jar of Worms

A pirate who, dressed as a green kangaroo, Sat idly while bathing in Black Possum Glue, Was trying to sew up his purple canoe But he could not find any spaghetti.
He always used noodles to sew up his boat, Which he rode in while wearing a daffodil coat Which brought to him bees which he then used to float For the ship was comprised of confetti.

9-25-07 10:01 PM

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Dreamscape Pages 1-5For a very long time, the universe was empty. And most people will tell you that nothing begets nothing forever and ever until the end of time. But considering the universe does exist, it's safe to say that a very long time ago, something happened. For billions of years after, the universe cooled and settled, gravity pooling out into the vacuums and nebulae, setting forth the formation of stars and planets and moons and purple horse shoes. Alongside novelties such as these, floating in the leavings of dark matter, was thought. The idea, without a thinker, had formed of its own volition. Things with the wherewithal to defy established laws, to Dreamscape Pages 1-5
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Fri Jul 10, 2009, 8:28 AM

Mood: Outraged
Watching: The collapse of rational society

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Ireland makes blasphemy illegal.

The level of hatred I'm experiencing right now cannot be described by words. It's googolplex quadrillion.

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Current Residence: Michigan.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL
Interests: I enjoy writing, drawing, and games of various forms.
Favourite movie: Clockwork Orange, Saw.
Favourite band or musician: Man Man, Weird Al Yankovic, Oingo Boingo, E Nomine.
Favourite genre of music: Alternative.
Favourite artist: Jhonen Vasquez.
Favourite poet or writer: Terry Prattchett/Neil Gaiman
Favourite photographer: JeanFrancois.
Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo DS.
Favourite cartoon character: The Warden.
Personal Quote: "Oh, sod it all."
Tools of the Trade: Just the stuff of dreams.

Email: Kaizerworks@gmail.com

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~elShoggotho

Jun 21, 2009, 11:58:28 AM

Thank you for the favourite.

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If by chance you're passing by
On some adventure through the sky,
And if I'm fully awake,
Do stop in for tea and cake!

*xylux

Jun 18, 2009, 12:13:23 PM

thanks for the fav

*EddieTheYeti

Jun 18, 2009, 6:16:30 AM

Thank you VERY much for the FAVage my Friend!!!!

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See enough horror and experience enough pain and you become separated from your self.

- ETY

An artist must create as often as possible. To cease this task is, to the soul of an artist, as ceasing to breathe.

- ETY

~Doofball3

Jun 16, 2009, 6:41:27 PM

I appreciate the

Thanks....

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~MetarsusDemented

Jun 16, 2009, 6:52:16 PM

You's welcome.

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"Nidoking, use Horn Drill!"
"Oh no, he fainted!"
"But...but the brains..."
"Fainted!" -eye twitch-
"Wow, that Pikachu fainted so hard that his carcass is rotting and attracting flies. "